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Posted on Friday 10 November 2006 at 5:15 pm

Dear Santa Meme

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Ganked from kileaiya. I barely squeaked by, but I get legos. Hooray legos!

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Tuesday mrstater and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In June godricgal and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In July I helped kileaiya see the light (8 points). In November I put money in molly_coddles' expired parking meter (14 points). Last Saturday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points).

Overall, I've been nice (2 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!


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What's Taters, Precious?
mrstater at 10:17 pm on 10 November 2006 (UTC) (Link)
LOL, I would totally be the one robbing a bank. How funny you got Legos!
bratty_jedi at 10:26 pm on 10 November 2006 (UTC) (Link)
I'm impressed I only lost 50 points for us robbing a bank. I guess nobody got hurt.

I wonder what the odds were of me getting legos? There is not enough lego love in this world.
kileaiya at 11:04 pm on 10 November 2006 (UTC) (Link)
Which light? Please tell me you didn't help me look directly at the sun. :P
bratty_jedi at 11:08 pm on 10 November 2006 (UTC) (Link)
The light at the end of the tunnel?
kileaiya at 11:53 pm on 10 November 2006 (UTC) (Link)
That's even worse! That could either be death or a train approaching rapidly, which probably means death. :P Heehee.
bratty_jedi at 12:20 am on 11 November 2006 (UTC) (Link)
Since this is my last semester of classes, everyone keeps telling me I should be happy because I can see the light at the end of the tunnel. My response is that the light just happens to be the speeding train known as comps heading right for me.

Explanation: I sit my comprehensive exams next semester. Essentially, I'll have 10 weeks to learn the basic arguments of over 250 books in prepearation for a week of written tests and another day of oral examinations by my profs. This is the hell that will be my life from January through March or early April. You really don't want me to have shown you that light.
kileaiya at 1:04 am on 11 November 2006 (UTC) (Link)
Oh dear lord. Yes, I don't want to see that light, ever. I feel for you.
bratty_jedi at 1:11 am on 11 November 2006 (UTC) (Link)
Yeah... I suspect my ability to write fanfic will be slim to none next semester. I'll have to rely on reading everyone else's stuff for my fic fix.

Any other lights I could show you? Light of a full moon perhaps? ;)
kileaiya at 1:26 am on 11 November 2006 (UTC) (Link)
Hm, that wouldn't be too bad, as long as we're away from the bad werewolfs... XD
bratty_jedi at 1:56 am on 11 November 2006 (UTC) (Link)
Only werewolves within a 50 mile radius are Wolfsbaned up to their eyeballs and perfectly decent chaps. Promise!
kileaiya at 2:02 am on 11 November 2006 (UTC) (Link)
If they turn into sandy-haired professors when the sun rises I'm in! Hee.
Raving Lunatic
molly_coddles at 4:03 am on 11 November 2006 (UTC) (Link)
Hey thanks for that parking meter favor.

I'd have to drive three hours to find the nearest parking meter, but next time I do, I'll think of you. ;)

Only lost 50 pts for bank robbery?? What did you steal, a potted plant?? ;)
bratty_jedi at 4:13 am on 11 November 2006 (UTC) (Link)
I was a bit curious as to the location of your parking meter since your town didn't seem likely to have any. Of course, since I'm apparently depositing coins from half-way across a continent, I'm not sure why the lack of a parking meter in your vicinity should matter.

What did you steal, a potted plant??
I'm insulted! How could you possibly think we'd only get a plant. We got the plant, the little pens attached to the chains (that was tricky!), the jars of candy they have to give to the little kids, and lots of other stuff I'm too tired to remember. I think mrstater kept the inventory of the stash.

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